So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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