We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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