worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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