can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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