And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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