let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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