YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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