remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
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