I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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