I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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