it wasn't lemon gatorade
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
