i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Randomize
