I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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