She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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