She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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