But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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