It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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