Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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