problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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