I need help removing her.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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