You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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