brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i was born a porn star she said
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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