I CAN MOONWALK!
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
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