He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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