Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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