hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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