think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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