Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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