The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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