jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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