I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
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