Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
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