FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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