Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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