ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
You left your underwear on the fireplace
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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