idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
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