Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
