She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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