Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
The Olympian is in my bed
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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