I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
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