I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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