I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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