You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
do nipples grow back?
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