Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
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