i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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