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(312): View more from Illinois

Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.

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(313): View more from Michigan

theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.

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(407): View more from Florida

Your dick is once again the conversation topic.

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(850): View more from Florida

I mistook a propane tank for a keg.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.

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(207): View more from Maine

He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex

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(906): View more from Michigan

You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.

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(316): View more from Kansas

Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!

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