How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Randomize
