Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
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