I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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