i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I would ride that face into the sunset
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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